Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby evilgrins » Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:58 pm

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.
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Rule #8: Do not use foul language ingame unless it is absolutely necessary.
Rule #9: Using foul language ingame is often necessary.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby MEAT » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:19 pm

Basic Rule #1:
Treat others like you would want to be treated...with respect.
(unless the other is an azzhole...then anything goes... :fu: )
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby Paula » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:55 am

MEAT wrote:Basic Rule #1:
Treat others like you would want to be treated...with respect.

why is this idea so ridiculous to you?
remember:
Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby MEAT » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:55 am

Paula wrote:
MEAT wrote:Basic Rule #1:
Treat others like you would want to be treated...with respect.

why is this idea so ridiculous to you?
remember:
Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go

Ahh...okay.
Rule #1:
Banned all females from playing UT.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby evilgrins » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:02 pm

Rule #69: ut99 is where the men are men and the women... well, they're probably men too.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby Paula » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:19 am

Rule #1

Make love not war! Don't shoot at each other! There is no need to kill!
We can talk about everything! Redeemer disarmament means peace on UT99-earth!
Amen!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby evilgrins » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:56 pm

Rule #2: Do not try to make love to the Skaarj...

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...you won't survive it!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby AchTray » Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:12 pm

evilgrins wrote:Rule #2: Do not try to make love to the Skaarj...you won't survive it!

Footnote to Rule #2:
( unless you kill the Skaarj first, then he's fair game )
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby evilgrins » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:20 pm

AchTray wrote:
evilgrins wrote:Rule #2: Do not try to make love to the Skaarj...you won't survive it!

Footnote to Rule #2:
( unless you kill the Skaarj first, then he's fair game )

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Rule #42: Ew!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

New postby AchTray » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:39 pm

MEAT wrote:
Paula wrote:
MEAT wrote:Basic Rule #1:
Treat others like you would want to be treated...with respect.

why is this idea so ridiculous to you?
remember:
Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go

Ahh...okay.
Rule #1:
Banned all females from playing UT.

Forget all that.
Rule #1
Just ban all servers that are empty.
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